tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59443472024-03-07T01:16:35.251-05:00da Boom Boom RoomWillkommen zum Boom Boom Raum
Recepción al Cuarto del Boom Boom
Bienvenue à la Salle de Boom Boom
Benvenuto alla Stanza dell'Boom Boom
Boa vinda ao Quarto do Boom Boomahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.comBlogger120125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-65167179308091527502008-11-30T00:39:00.002-05:002008-11-30T00:39:54.189-05:00BoogerEver flick a booger only to find out later it was still on your finger? Yeah its on my keyboard now.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-92149442049595813132007-01-28T12:38:00.001-05:002007-01-28T12:38:04.409-05:00Dancing NuriyaBustin a move or two.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-52790874968544676102006-12-26T11:32:00.000-05:002006-12-26T11:48:30.530-05:00The Wind Beneath Her WingsNuriya received a pair of fairy princess wings as an Xmas present and cried when she couldn't fly so I picked her up and turned that frown upside down. Literally, upside down. All over the place really. Superman-style. Except that she's a girl, a fairy princess.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-91597773208206980442006-12-13T23:02:00.001-05:002006-12-13T23:02:28.197-05:00Office Dominationahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-42983648871439113252006-11-14T01:33:00.000-05:002006-11-14T01:39:13.427-05:00Opening ActI had the pleasure of attending the inaugural game at John Paul Jones Arena and witnessed my UVA squad come from 19 points down to defeat the 10th ranked Arizona Wildcats.Sean Singletary will be breaking ankles all season.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1162412369922862552006-11-01T15:16:00.000-05:002006-11-12T02:59:42.643-05:00Taking Care of BusinessRecently found in one of our bathroom stalls at work:What management team allowed this title to get approved? I'd dump them.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1162075152711609562006-10-28T18:37:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:58:45.493-05:00No Blind SpotMoving over to the fast lane... ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1161831305893313282006-10-25T22:54:00.000-04:002006-11-12T03:00:09.861-05:00AhsanadanThe fellas at work, notably Vinny, have dubbed the day after Eid Ahsanadan. All throughout Ramadan they were nice enough to allow me to enjoy the various scents of food they ate at their cubes. Matter of fact, I based several iftars on the aroma around my desk during the day. Damn Popeyes smells so good. Too bad my Popeyes sucked when I got home.The lunch crew decided that they would avoid kababsahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1161607846619129172006-10-23T08:48:00.000-04:002006-11-12T03:00:35.252-05:00Makeup of a 1-6 Fantasy TeamTD totals for the top 4 picks of my 2006 draft:Tiki - 0Chad - 1Fitz - 2Jamal Lewis - 1Such is the makeup of a 1-6 fantasy team. Never again will I draft a superstar WR high over a run of the mill starting RB that gets carries in the red zone. Especially if said WR is coming off a monster year only to be double and triple teamed the following season, leaving his #2 drafted several rounds later to ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1160711808959743872006-10-12T23:51:00.000-04:002006-11-12T03:00:54.471-05:00Chicken of the SeaNuriya just had a Jessica Simpson moment, but her thought process was rather impressive for a 3 year old.Mommy Here...eat your fish sticks.Nuriya That's not fish, thats chicken nuggets.Nuriya Fish are from the sea. Fish are in water.As long as she's eating, I'm down.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1161831737013851122006-09-17T16:58:00.000-04:002006-11-12T03:01:11.762-05:00Jailbirdsahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1157311554558460342006-09-03T15:21:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:15:00.767-05:00ActorsMy current favorite actors list, probably in order:Matt DamonDon Cheadle - shit I even watched Picket Fences coz of himEd Norton <-- where's he been?Denzel Washington - This ain't no bank robbery! The man just delivers, literally.Jack Nicholson - Joker, dude, one more time, please?I am siced about The Departed. Leo could make the list soon.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1147198090435441462006-05-09T13:56:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:15:00.590-05:00AfterwardsAfterwards is the longest word one can type with one hand, unless one types with their index finger, which is also used to signify the number one. One might wonder why one would create a blog entry on one-handed typing, and then digress by trying to fit the word "one" as many times as possible, but such is the nature of this blog.The longest sentence one can type with one finger may be: ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1134491386420754222005-12-13T10:55:00.000-05:002006-11-12T02:15:00.305-05:00Talk It UpIt has been a while since I bragged on my kids but damn if Nuriya ain't the smartest kid on the block. The past couple months have resulted in a veritable explosion of loquaciousness from Nuriya heretofore known as #1. There was a plateau for a while where #1 was pulling the same old words and phrases from her limited lexicon for a few months. Strangely, this rise in fluency corresponds ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1133378627475789222005-11-30T14:21:00.000-05:002006-11-12T02:15:00.140-05:00How many Punjabs does it take to change a light bulb?Two. 1 DJ and 1 dancer.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1132958406587032842005-11-25T17:39:00.000-05:002006-11-12T02:14:59.998-05:00Pat Morita waxes off for final timeRIP Mr. Miyagi. May the peaceful way be with you.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1128196264636040132005-10-01T15:47:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:14:59.871-05:00Look ma, no handsAs a basketball fan, I must say that nothing on any And 1 Mix Tape can touch this. Those moves are just bananas. The beautiful game.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1126588081807265952005-09-13T01:07:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:14:59.758-05:00MaddenismsFrom now...till the end of the game...is when you win or lose the game.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1125093517094455012005-08-26T17:56:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:14:59.655-05:00Paki Uncle QOTDUncle once told this young med student: "Having the patient will bring you the successes."ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1124994913299996822005-08-24T11:02:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:14:59.259-05:00Parisa in the Summertimeahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1124995238083053942005-08-23T10:39:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:14:59.510-05:00Nuriya's Got Jokesahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1124994823540752402005-08-23T09:24:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:14:59.000-05:00SistersSisters ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1124994980354588762005-08-22T18:50:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:14:59.356-05:00Parisa Lamis AshrafStandard issue hospital blankeys ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1124135224532720692005-08-15T15:46:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:14:58.864-05:00Look upI wrote the word "gullible" on your ceiling while you weren't looking.ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5944347.post-1115336180899969702005-05-05T19:35:00.000-04:002006-11-12T02:14:58.771-05:00Thinking AllowedThink and thrive!ahsanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08938422282269565795noreply@blogger.com2